brokebackdestiel:

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000

like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago

then I realize it was actually 17

i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election

i’m british and i’m terrified.

i’m greek and i’m terrified

i’m brazilian and i’m terrified

i’m german and i’m terrified

i’m polish and i’m terrified

i’m portuguese and i’m terrified

im from outer space and i’m terrified 

i’m australian and i’m terrified

i’m norwegian and i’m terrified

i’m satan and i’m terrified

inspired by [x]

• me: ugh why am i so lonely
• friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
• me: no

cumberass:

freemanrage:

padamooseinthetardis:

seamusdever:

sherlockstark:

minionier:

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… minionier is now agreeable and understandable.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Shabnam is in complete denial.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Katie is finally free. Beware.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Olivia is now a hermit in the woods.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Christy can no longer argue with anyone.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Pat joins humanity in their next evolution.

It has been a year since the internet’s demise… kelsey now meets people in-person.

• most people: lazy sunday
• me: lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday

• me looking at basically any picture of me: why

• me: oh gosh that character is attractive
• person: but he's the villain
• me: 
• person: 
• me: 
• person: 
• me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one

• Doctor: Are you sexually active
• Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this

Liking a celebrity

noxmecapit:

Finding out about them

Googling their name

Watch interviews on YouTube

You realised you spent an hour on YouTube

You’ve decided you like them, and start talking about them 24/7

If anyone bitches about them

They start dating someone/get married

When they come up in normal conversation

Someone asks you who they are

this is creepily true.

Did someone tape me or something because is exactly what i do O.o