To infinity and beyond

So here is what happened yesterday/ this morning 

• Woke up at 9am and sorted out my stuff.
• Met my drama teacher and some of my friends up in London Bridge and went up to see the Bridewell Theatre.
• Walked back from the theatre to Charing Cross Station.
• Got the train back to where my friend lives.
• Had a few laughs and jokes on the train (i’m sure the other passengers must’ve thought we were crazy!)
• Went to Costa and got a hot chocolate.
• Realised i didn’t have my ID for the club so i had to rush back home with my friend to get my passport.
• On the way back we thought we’d stop of and have a few drinks at a bar.
• On the way to the bar my friend got a phone call saying the cab was booked for quarter to eight it was twenty past seven at this time.
• Got so pissed of because 1) we were going to the club soooo fucking early 2) i had no time to get ready 3) i had to bring all my shit to the club.
• Nearly stabbed a thousand baby unicorns.
• Had to get changed in motherfucking restaurant toilet.
• Got to the club so bloody early but we did get in for free and got half price drinks for a while.
• Partied hard ;)
• Got to my friend’s house at like 3.30am.
• Fell alseep like straight away.
• Was bloody freezing.
• Woke up feeling fine but a few of my friends were chundering all over the place.
• They all went home and i got the bus home.
• Just been lazy all day and my legs are soooo sore. They may drop off.

Urgh. My Dad and Sister both have the flu. Again. 

I DO NOT WANT TO BE ILL FOR CHRISTMAS.

So i have used Vicks First Defense and i’m getting my mum to buy a shit load of vitamins.

I’m staying well away from both of them. I was like “Paige, Dad i love you an’ all but i can’t go near you because you’re ill. SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.”

I would totally do my nails like this for christmas but i know i’d do it all wrong and then just sit there like ‘Fine. I didn’t want my nails like that anyways.’

We watched this in my drama class and this one girl got so freaked out; she was crying and everything. I just sat there like lul wut?

(via famous-monster77)

OMG WHAT??? 

I don’t know how but

MY LITTLE SISTER AND BROTHER KNOW I HAVE TUMBLR

They were like “Are you on tumblr?” Then proceeded to ask me if Tumblr was like

• Facebook
• Twitter
• Formspring

I just sat there like

I couldn’t even explain myself, i was that shocked. Thank fuck my parents didn’t hear because they would’ve most probably interogated me further. It would’ve  ended up with me jumping out my living room window with my laptop and become a hermit.

My little sister is a massive football fan and she is going absolutely mental right now. 

She going round the house like WHY RUSSIA? THEY DON’T EVEN PLAY FOOTBALL! THEY DON’T EVEN GO HERE!!!

It’s very entertaining.

I’ve realised that recently my hair has lost it’s mojo :’( 

I need to find it asap.